Note: Some dialogue is hard to hear as they are talking over songs being played,talking over each other, and microphone issues.
Matt: The chronology is beyond belief and the things you kids Ė well youíre not a kid anymore Ė Iím looking over here going ĎLooks like a kid to meí
Matt: Heís a survivor. Anyway, at 4:00 you are in for a real treat, because I am a fan of this man and The Cowsills. Itís a bittersweet story. It is a bittersweet story and a story that I have watched now 4 or 5 times
Joe : I havenít seen it.
Matt: Well it hasnít been on Showtime yet but I got a preview thanks to Howard Lapedis and ______
Howard: My pleasure.
Actual show start Ė Outlaw Radio
Matt: Louise will probably get a kick out of that. That was an impression of Rick (Rick Dees), even though Rick _____ every so often. And Rick is ďMagic Matt, I do these things for you and then you do an impression of me. Why canít you just play the real me?Ē Because the real you is to obnoxious.
Joe: Poor Rick
Matt: The great Rick Dees. I love living in Tuluca Lake ___________________ just drives me crazy. Itís Outlaw Radio and without warning, thereís the transition.
Joe: I like it. Makes it easy to hit a post.
Matt: Yeah, there is that thing. Is that mic working?
Bob: I donít think so.
Matt: Oh God Itís the place
Joe: I think it is. Just hit it.
Bob: Do I hit it?
Joe: Itís on. Heís got it.
Bob: Am I on?
Matt: He goes ďIs this a hit buddy?Ē Is this the one you hit?
Bob: Yes Hello
Matt: Yes sheís on now.
Bob: Can I be heard in Outlaw Land?
Joe: Did I tell you how many times? Eight
Matt: He was like ďIs this a hit?Ē Joe could be fired this way.
Bob: I used to make amplifiers work by hitting them.
Matt: Oh yeah, cords and stuff.
Bob: Oh I went off again. This is going to be an hour of this.
Matt: Bob, youíre on. Youíre good.
Bob: Iím sorry
Matt: Youíre gonna love ÖÖ..
Joe: Donít even look at it.
Bob: Itís not even there.
Matt: What now, here you are.
Bob: No, in my mind
Joe: No, I told him not to look at it.
Bob: Look normal and just kinda, you know
(several talking at once, canít understand)
Matt: The great Bob Cowsill and will bring him on properly Ö
Bob: Thank you
Matt: Ö if you donít mind.
Bob: I donít.
Matt: Lori, I miss you!
Matt: Yes sir
Bob: I didnít know who it was.
Matt: I passed out
Kip: Scream at yourself, like you do Lori.
Bob: Iím glad sheís not here.
Matt: ďD*** it Matt, you A-hole. You have no idea what youíre doing.
Matt: Might have been a bigger hit though. Amazing
Bob: I like that
Matt: Whoís this?
Kip: I know the song. I know the band. I spent a lot of time on the roads.
Matt: Louise Palanker, have you ever met Kip Odotta?
Louise: Kip Odotta, youíre famous!
Matt: Oh heís not on. Sheís not on. I said HE because it look a little like David Spade. Sorry Louise, hold on a second.
Louise: I donít want to be a boy.
Bob: Is the audience still listening?
???: Yes they are.
Bob: What is happening is that Matt has just left his booth. Now heís the producer. Heís in the producers booth making some adjustments.
Matt: Iím back being a host.
Bob: And now Matt the host. Heís the multi hatted Matt.
Louise: Thatís Kip Adotta and heís quite famous.